Ave Some Of That You Scum
Give em the whole bin lads
Go On Gerry, Give it to Queenie!
Your Kin Out, Plum, Merv My Old Matey!
Pride of London and Pattaya!
Some Cowin' Bastards ad me
The Drain Blockage Geeza at Work!
The Soooopeeeerhooooopsaaaaa go marching on up!
Your Kin Out, Plum, Merv My Old Matey!
Some Nobbers who got hitched.
A bunch of gays who are staying at Chaplins.
Hey we are in thailand not fucking Eskimo'sville.
Fuck its willies bit on the side, quick lads hide the bitch!
Now this would be impossible in our local back home because they strictly will not serve elephants.
DING DONG!
A drink for all!! fair play son
Oi mate! your supposed to remove her pants before you try to slip on up her!
And anyway your supposed to rub noses, but in Pattaya we rub tongues on clits
fingers on arses, ladies lips on cocks, and mens Equipment on Badgers.
Poppers all round guys, Wooo
Where's the Es?
oops Willie ate them all the slag!
(Mrs smith from ashford says can we find out more about this bloke.?)
A man sips an ice cold beer and relaxes while a group of lads
outside decide where to go to get the next wank from.. will it be the welcome Inn,
or Silom massage? come on lads its only 5 yards away.
come on lads can you get some better looking chics next time?
